the everything blog.

one day there was a old man, and he was having a race. talan was going to go but the old man just lapped me and it was ashton, but mommy, uh talan, came in the house and cried and cried but then he was all better so then he was getting tired and tired. the end.

when bears come to visit and mail it to somebody

one day there was a dinosaur and he loved his friends. and one day they were lost. and then he found him for right now.

bullets and poop for fart.
the end

and now i'm doing another story:

my two more stories are jack and the beanstalk, and my other one is white ball catches a shooting gun.

one day there was a little old yellow and black and jack just made the beanstalk with the magic beans. he throwed his beans out the window. and that morning he climbed up the beanstalk, and he goed inside the big big womans house and to have breakfast. and then jack said that is the end of the story because i get to have tools.

ah-la-la-la-las. the end.

one day there was a white bulb and he catched a gun so he could shoot all around. so he wanted to shoot only people. people was built by these letters: a, o and green. and then a rolly came. it is a sort of ball. he rolls around. and they talked for a long time. and soon they will go to bed. but first they need to go to their own house. and that is the end.

the end.

aunt tanya, i love you. i love you with your heart.

talan and mommy and syphr and ashton and daddy. i love everybody.

misty roast-a

one day there was a guy. and he went "wee wee" all the way home. and he liked to spin wheels. and he likeded to spin them so fast. but then it started to stop. then he said, "oh no a face is coming in. it gots weird eyes and wrinkly skin." but then he went....went.....went.....pear, pear, pear all through the town. but then he went "wee wee wee" all the way to the market.  and then the cow jumped over the moon. so the shooting guy comed and tried to shoot them. but then the wipers came and rode the shooting guy into the ocean and the waves just goed and the water was not good for a guy to drink, and it was not good for our bodies. so a zombie robot came and tried to shoot that shooting guy because some shooting guys don't like other shooting guys. and then he said, "wee wee wee" all the way home again. and he likeded to go to work. and he likeded to turn on flashlights by himself. but when he goed "wee wee wee" all the way home he didn't know where his work was. so he went over to the rocks and jumped on the rocks. so he went all the way to the market, but then he went the wrong way to the market. and then he went "wee wee wee" and then he goes "wawararawawararaf" and that is how you spell it. so he went "hey hey" then the cow jumped over the moon. but a doggie came and tried to eat him. but mommy came and tried to jump on the dog. how you spell it is you do an xotoo and then you get 't', but and you get all you need a 'l' and you need a circle. 

the end.

mary haygay monsterland

one day there was a shooting guy. and he shooted a flower. but then he actually shoot a target. and then the target said, "dont shoot me. i am for people to go and shop and buy things." but then the shooting guy said, "i'm sorry." but then he didn't know because he was not putting his thing he was shooting some flowers and a big zombie robot came and then the flowers sang the sunflower song. and they goed like

sunflower
1
2
3

theres a zombie on our lawn
theres a zombie on our lawn
theres a zombie on our lawn
we don't want zombies on our lawn

i know you're type
tall, dark and dead
you want to eat all the petals off my head
and then eat the brains of the one who planted me here

NOOOOO!



one day there was a bear and another bear and another bear and there was a polar bear. but then the polar bear said, "hey i'm not a polar bear thanks." but then the baby bear said, "nope, i'm gonna go to a wolf" but then the wolf ate him on accident. but then he gotted to go in his room.

the end.

EEK! it must be 10 feet tall at least. oh no, a face is poking in. it has weird eyes and wrinkly skin.

one day there was a boy and he was a monster and he said, "eek. my pants are falling down" but then his daddy ate him all up. and then he gotted up his house and gotted a tornado and it sucked up his house and then he gotted no houses and he went to a different house. but then he didn't know because he was in a tractor. and he was in a mailbox. but then he was kicked in the toe. but then he was burned through the brain. but then he was a marble. but then he turned back into a boy, but he can change into a robot and he took his wii remote and he turned back into a monster and he couldnt go into a robot and just fight.

the end

nucking

he is green
and hes on the scene
he's rocking the kitchen
he's living the dream
on a spaceship chasing a motor beam
hes pear
dont you know what i mean
he's pear

he spits seeds
and he is great
he's riding a pony in roller skates
he slides to work on a rainbow
and cleans his plate
he's orange
annoying orange
he's orange
annoying orange
he's orange
hehehehehehe

one day there was a boy who had a bow and arrow. he shoots the bow and arrow and he doesn't do anything else.

the end

talan's birthday list

i want a horsie. i want a boat. i want a duckie. i even want a whole dinosaur family train guys.and i want the rest of the cars of the train. and i want woody candy. letters. i want a flashlight. and i want, i want, um, i want, an ipad. and i want a camera. um, i want, um a tv. and i want a computer. and i want another horsie. i want another boat for ashton. and i want another camera for ashton. talan wants anything that he wants. he wants a horsie, and a boat, and a camera, and a pewter, and another horsie and that is all. and he wants a camera. and that is all. and he wanted another horsie. and that is the rest. and that is all over. and that is the silliest. whatever.